Log Blender

The Log Blender is a blender that blends logs. (that might be log abuse sorry)

When it blends them, it goes to a log DNA and convert them to planks.

Then it goes to the wires and then the planks are in a conveyor belt. Then they fall to the map. If you went on the conveyor belt, and went all the way near the end and then fall down, you would get teleported to a game and you would get beaned. (THE GAME IS LOUD AND CONTAINS SEIZURES)

Trivia

 * Even though killing logs are a law in Log Simulator, the log blender kills logs. It is unknown why this is true.
 * The teleporting game is absolutely loud.